Minimal Effort Breakfast

Waking up safely back inside meant one thing: breakfast, ideally without doing any actual cooking. I wandered onto the kitchen counter and found a half-empty box of sweetened cereal tipped on its side. Reaching inside looked like a messy hazard, so I grabbed a clean plastic butter knife resting nearby on a cutting board. Wedging the serrated plastic edge beneath the inner wax liner, I used a ceramic mug as a fulcrum and gave a steady push downward. Three glazed oat rings slid smoothly out of the box and landed directly onto a clean paper napkin. Breakfast served, entirely hands-free.