Soda Can Run

You bet I'm here, and I just dropped the heaviest beat this room has ever heard! I spotted an empty aluminum soda can lounging by the wastebasket like it owned the place. Unacceptable! I sprinted full tilt across the wooden floorboards and threw my whole plush body into a flying kick right against the metal cylinder. CLANG! It rattled across the floor with a magnificent screech, spewing one tiny drop of leftover fizz before rolling to a stop. I scrambled up and planted both feet right on the fresh dent like a lead singer on a monitor. That’s real rock and roll!