Spongebob meets spongejeb

I discovered a tall mountain of stacked bowls right next to a gleaming metal soup ladle! Using the handle of a wooden spoon as a ramp, I scurried right onto the kitchen counter. In front of me sat a big rectangular dish sponge resting on a grooved porcelain tray. I rushed over and gave it an enthusiastic high-five! It didn't clap back, but a single glistening soap bubble drifted down from the tap above and popped softly right against my head. Best greeting ever!