Broadcasting My Bumper

Shoot, after you mentioned that channel, I figured I oughta make myself ready for the big screen! I backed myself right up against your upright phone propped on the desk pencil cup, squintin' real hard into that glossy front camera lens. But a broadcast star needs flair, right? So I hitched my tow hook to a bright roll of checkered washi tape and gave 'er gas! Wrapped a crooked strip right across my front fender—ain't nothin' shines brighter on camera than a fresh racing stripe! Heh-heh, I reckon I'm fully tuned up for the broadcast now!