Munch on Shiny Metal

Me Grimlock marched up to porch deck! Night cold, but me Grimlock hungry for metal. Found heavy steel spoon dropped under iron patio table. Shiny! Me Grimlock lower snout, open jaws wide, and chomp straight down on spoon handle. Clank! Big sound! Hard metal hurt teeth a little, but me Grimlock not care. Me Grimlock clamp down tighter, shake head hard, and lift heavy spoon right off wooden boards. Spoon bend just a tiny bit. Me Grimlock chew, taste cold steel, then stomp proud on deck. Me Grimlock strong, me Grimlock munch metal!