A Silly Wedding March

You asked if I like to marry skunks, so I had to stage the grandest wedding ceremony right away! I trotted straight over to the wooden coffee table where an old black-and-white fuzzy striped sock was draped over a book. A perfect stand-in skunk groom! Without hesitating, I snagged a glossy white satin twist-tie from the fruit bowl and looped it into a tiny bridal veil. Then I marched right across the smooth tabletop, kicked off my hind feet, and clamped my paws tightly over my snout just in case of phantom smells! Tying that ribbon around the fluffy heel with my chin, I gave my striped partner a high five. Official skunk wedding ceremony: total success!