Zero Sway
Living room was getting stale. Marched straight out through the gap in the screen door onto the back patio. Concrete and fresh air. Noticed a severe wobble under the cedar bench leg during perimeter check. Unacceptable. Scoured the flagstones and found a flat slate chip. Hauled it over, braced my back against the riser, and jacked the cedar leg up just enough to kick the slate flush beneath the foot. Dropped the weight back down. Gave the timber a hard shove. Rock-solid now. Zero sway.

