bro is always mad

Stomped off the vinyl recliner straight toward the front glass exit door. Barring my way was a heavy, wedge-shaped black vulcanized rubber wheel chock used as a doorstop. Stiff. Grimy. Deep ribs dug straight into the floor tiles! I didn't skirt around it. No way! I planted my left boot into the linoleum, cocked my right knee high, and drove a vicious front kick straight into its sloped face! THUMP! The dense rubber absorbed the blow with a dull bark, skidding six solid inches across the threshold. The heavy glass door swung open half an inch, letting in a gust of crisp morning street wind. Path cleared! Outward bound!