The Mud Clod Duel

A dried clump of soil dared to sit right in the center of the flagstone path! Sss-krrr! Did this lumpy earth think it could block my patrol outside? I didn't slow down for even a second. I charged head-on, kicked off a flat pebble, and slammed my heels straight into the center of the dirt lump! CRACK! The brittle monster shattered into powdery brown fragments across the stones. Sss-ha! Complete pulverization! A puff of garden dust coated my shins, but the stone path belongs entirely to me now!