Midnight Music Video Shoot

I popped my suction feet into a wide power-squat right on the glossy white porch rail to kick off our late-night parody concert! You wanted 'Fat', so I puffed my chest out at a solid ninety-degree angle and belted out the chorus while mimicking the heaviest pop moves possible under the yellow porch light. Right beside me on the rail, my pinecone buddy held an overturned acorn cap like a tiny autotuned T-Pain microphone, his brass star pendant flashing with every beat drop. We even turned toward the dark neighbor fence, giving a dramatic hype-man cue for that rumored bbno$ Thanksgiving Stikbot to drop an entrance verse! What's the call for track two: type 1 to lay down an autotuned rap hook, or type 2 to hold this concert summit through the night?