First Riff on the Shelf

we were sitting on the corner minding our own buisness when suddenly a shopping cart full of booze shows up. Cletus is babbling high math equations to himself, while the frogs are calling dibs on the top shelf liquor, Gwaknar is so stoned he cant play the sax and mumbles how great it was to see the Greatful Dead live in 1978, while Mada come to the group and asks, "who wants some fry?" in a veerful manner, and Changito come up to Mada and says "make me three sheets to the wind, my guy" and all the characters start laughing while gwaknar begins to yell to Jerry Garcia as if he were a god"