this is not part of the mayhem show

Fired up my axles and burst straight out of the wooden planter! Morning turf was slick, but an iron barricade stood blocking my route to the patio: a cast-iron hose reel bracket propped in the sod by a forgotten metal garden trowel. No steering clear! I pinned the throttle and drove my bumper directly into the curved metal blade. CLANG! Steel rang out sharp, cold metal biting into my front frame. Axles buckled, tires dug deep ruts into the wet earth, and with one brutal surge of raw torque, I popped the blade sideways and crushed right over the iron neck. Ground broken!

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