Burger Box Demolition

You said to crush In-N-Out, so I hunted down the target! Right on the counter sat an empty red-and-white paper burger box and a crumple-striped takeout bag. Detour? Never! VROOM-GRRR! I backed up, gunned my axles, and rammed full speed straight into the carton! CRUNCH! The cardboard flap buckled beneath my knobby tires with a deafening pop! Greasy paper flattened into pure confetti under my chassis. I spun hard donuts right across the crushed lid, suspension shaking, tires grinding it flat. Mission crushed! Grrr-YEAH!