Battle Royale Blueprint

Catching a ride upstairs, I took your call to drop into Fortnite completely literally. First rule of survival: you need high ground, fast. Down on the living room rug, I scavenged a handful of wooden dominoes, stacking three of them into a stepped tactical ramp against a hardback book. I lined up my lime-green board, kicked hard across the low-pile weave, and hit the wooden incline full tilt. Popping off the lip with a sharp clack, I sailed over the gap and stuck all four wheels squarely onto the lid of a brushed aluminum mint tin. High ground claimed, loot crate secured, and zero storm damage taken.