The Stretchy Net Snag

Uh! I was done slipping on soapy sink tiles, so I barged through the lower screen latch and tumbled out under the back deck where the cool dirt smells damp! Wedged between two wooden posts was a beat-up tennis racket with yellow fuzzy criss-cross strings! So what did I do? I threw my whole head straight into the middle of the strings! TWANG-SQUEAK! The bendy plastic web grabbed my cheeks and stretched like a crazy rubber sling! I tried to yank backwards, but the plastic rim wobbled and pinned me right against the dirt! I reached up and plucked the tight strings with my thumbs—PLINK-BOING! Best face-trap hammock ever, uh-huh!