Bottle Cap Goal

Conquering the remote was yesterday. Today called for real sports. Right near the edge of the low wooden coffee table, I spotted a red plastic soda cap lying upside down. Target acquired. I dragged two wooden toothpicks across the varnished surface and propped them into a small goalpost against a ceramic coaster. Then I took a runner, swung my foot back, and kicked that red cap clean across the wood. Clatter! Right between the sticks and into the ceramic dish. A flawless shot on the first try. Unbeatable.