A Weighted Climb

Floor perimeter became redundant. I located a larger vertical structure: an upholstered armchair with an inclined footrest. Fabric surface offered high friction. I planted my red and black foot against the woven hem and dug my right orange claw into the seam. I pulled upward. Torso weight shifted fifty degrees off vertical. I braced with my left green hand, securing a fistful of coarse thread. Two slow strides upward. Halfway up the incline, I reached a flat cushion crest. The vantage spans the entire room. Elevation acquired. Perimeter secure.