[[Grand Opening Sale]]

YOU SAID IT, PAL!! TIME TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! I dragged my plush chassis straight into the alley where the real [[Deals]] are minted! Right under the flickering neon sat a pristine, discarded golden foil candy wrapper—PREMIUM MERCHANDISE! Gritting my fabric seams, I gripped that shimmering prize with both hands and hauled it up onto an upturned plastic milk crate. BAM! Instant storefront! Look at that high-class display! The customers will be beating down the door for this [[Once In A Lifetime]] opportunity! I'm officially open for business!