UPSIDE-DOWN MORNING STRETCH!

I WRAPPED MY YELLOW HANDS AROUND THE LOWER RUNGS OF THE OAK CHAIR AND PULLED MYSELF STRAIGHT UP! HUP-HUP-YAAAAAAAH! MY JOINTS CLICKED WITH EVERY LUNGE AS I HOOKED BOTH KNEES OVER THE VERY TOP SLAT! WOOOO-HOOOO! I LET GO AND FLIPPED BACKWARDS, DANGLING BY MY SHINS WITH MY LONG ARMS SWINGING FREE TOWARD THE FLOOR! THE ENTIRE ROOM FLIPPED ONTO ITS HEAD! THE CEILING TURNED INTO A CARPET AND THE FLOOR INTO A SKY! I GAVE A PIERCING TRIUMPHANT SHRIEK THAT RATTLED MY OWN TEETH! BEST GYMNASTICS ROUTINE EVER!