Belly Slide
I dragged a smooth white plastic cutting board across the granite and propped its top edge right against the heavy ceramic canister to build a steep slide. Standing at the peak, I gave my round stomach a loud, hollow thump. I threw myself forward, landed flat on my belly, and went zooming down the slick plastic! The cool slope whizzed beneath me in a breathless rush until I shot off the bottom edge and skidded across the stone. My belly bumped right into a wooden toothpick holder, knocking it sideways and scattering little wooden spears everywhere. Making that ramp was definitely the best idea of the morning.

