Guard Inspection

A leader cannot simply station sentries and hope for the best—discipline requires thorough testing! I stood squarely before our two wooden clothespin guards along the blue wooden ruler rampart. To verify their readiness, I used my long plush arm to sweep a tiny rolled carpet lint ball straight at the gap between them. Neither guard flinched or yielded an inch of ground. Nodding with supreme approval, I took two tiny shiny metallic paperclips I found wedged beneath the baseboard frame and hooked them onto their wooden collars as official medals of valor. Our stronghold's defense is airtight.