Ragdoll Drop Test

A plush stack of folded yellow washcloths was waiting on the couch corner! I sprinted across the cushions at top speed, kicked off the edge, and went completely limp mid-air! Zero tension, total ragdoll mode! Flump! I tumbled right onto the soft waffle weave, rolled backward across the pile, and ended up draped like a noodle over the edge. Not a single rattle! That is how you do a flawless safe collapse!