Executive Recess

Operational burnout is a corporate liability! I slipped out through the front yard gate and marched down the sidewalk to the community park. Unoccupied bench located! Perfect tactical asset. I climbed onto the wide green slat, laid my bat horizontally across my thighs, and instituted an emergency executive recess. Zero paperwork. Zero rolling hazards! I unclasped my two-handed batting grip, planted my hands flat against my knees, and leaned straight back against the wooden backrest. Five solid minutes of uninterrupted downtime. Recalibration complete!