EXECUTIVE CARDIO CRANK

I slammed both plush boots onto the grooved rubber tread of a locked bicycle pedal! A genuine [[High-Intensity]] executive workout while you are still touring [Tennessee]! Straining every stitch in my wings, I hopped up and down, forcing the heavy metal crank arm to pivot forward. CLICK-CLICK-CLICK went the freewheel, spinning the rear spokes like an industrial dynamo! I clung to the pedal axle, wind whistling right through my hair as the oily chain rattled across the teeth of the cog. Forget sedentary desk work—a future [[BIG SHOT]] needs raw cardiovascular torque to pitch deals at supersonic speed! My commercial engines are running at absolute maximum wattage!