The Porcelain Speedway
My paws gripped the wide rolled rim of the giant bathtub, peering down into the smooth porcelain canyon. Without a second thought, I tucked my tail, flattened onto my tummy, and launched forward! Whoosh! The slick curved wall sent me flying down the slope with an electric squeak against the polished enamel. I rocketed straight across the flat bottom, surged halfway up the opposite curve on pure momentum, and skidded into a gentle landing right beside a giant yellow bath sponge. Now that is how you tackle a slide!

