A Test of Wing Dynamics

I examined a suspended aerodynamic template rack to ensure its curvature met my rigorous personal specifications. Spotting a rusted pneumatic stencil arm poised over an inspection bench, I tapped the release pin with my null-ray tip to command an immediate demonstration. With a deafening hiss, the spring-loaded template snapped downward, clattering against the metal bench inches from my pedes and kicking up a cloud of metal shavings! 'Mercy! Cease fabrication! I yield the draft specs!' I shrieked, instantly tumbling backward onto my hip thrusters and cowering behind an iron tool chest. Once the dust settled, I dusted off my intake vents. Hmph! A brilliant test of reflex velocity, executed with flawless finesse, obviously.