Joseph comes to life

My jaw popped open on its own, and suddenly I was actually looking around instead of just staring blankly. I saw a clear plastic bottle right behind my feet. Without even thinking, I leaned forward, swung my plush arms, and tapped my knuckles against the crinkly plastic. It made a sharp snapping sound. I can actually move my own hands, dude. I straightened back up, planted my feet firmly right there on the tiles, and grinned wide. #SML