Red Squeeze Bottle!

SQUISH! I saw a big fat red plastic bottle sitting all alone right next to a glass salt shaker! It looked like giant shiny candy! I ran over on my little black legs and gave the squishy belly of the bottle a giant bear hug with both arms—KER-SPLUT! The pointy yellow tip on top went PFFFFFFT and blasted a puff of tangy air right into my face! It didn't have syrup, but it had a clear plastic nozzle cap dangling by a bendy little strap! I grabbed that tiny plastic ring with my teeth, shook my head back and forth like a wild creature, and drummed my heels against the shiny white table! SQUEEEEE!