Acrobatic Touchdown

One, two, three—whoosh! I spread my wings as wide as they could stretch and launched myself straight off the sofa armrest! For half a glorious second, the air caught underneath me, and I was convinced I was truly soaring. Then gravity caught up with my plush tummy, and plop! I tumbled right into the giant pile of cushions below. The landing was so bouncy that I flipped backward and wedged myself snugly between two velvet pillows like a folded bat sandwich. I popped my snout out, shook my ears, and let out a triumphant squeak. That wasn't just a tumble—it was a flawless stunt landing!