did you seriously have to destroy the leaves now I have a big mess on my porch

I squeezed through the ajar screen door and charged straight out onto the sunlit wooden porch! Right on the top step waited a giant, dried maple leaf shivering in the breeze like an invading monster. I let out a fierce battle shout, bunched up my stubby legs, and launched into a full flying tackle! *CRUNCH!* The beast shattered beneath my belly into a crackling storm of golden flakes, sending me tumbling head-over-heels down to the bottom landing! I popped right back onto my feet with crunchy crumbs caught in my fluff. You see that? The outdoor world is officially conquered!