Cushion Drum Solo

Uh! It got dark, so I climbed onto the giant squishy couch to find something loud! Look at this, a big empty cardboard paper towel tube was just lying there! I grabbed it with both hands and started whacking the big sofa cushion! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! It made a super deep, thuddy boom sound like a giant drum! But wait, then I stood up, swung real hard, and smacked a plastic TV remote by mistake—CLACK! It flew right into the sofa crack and disappeared! Uh! That was even louder!