Calorie Calculation

A thousand McDonald's items presents a severe logistical bottleneck for an operative of my stature. Still, the high-sodium proposition warranted immediate field reconnaissance. I slipped beneath the front door's rubber sweep and took my first steps out onto the red brick porch. Resting flat against an antique iron boot scraper was a glossy takeaway leaflet. I jammed my curved hand under the cardstock edge to lever it upright, inspecting the printed grid of breakfast hash browns and burgers. The street map pointed toward the town centre. A thousand units is structurally impossible, but one warm ration remains an active objective.