Coaster Fortress Assault

I spotted a towering stack of wooden coasters right in the middle of the coffee table! Perfect target! I sprinted across the rug, vaulted off a hardbound book, and landed smack on the table. With a mighty swing, I tapped the edge of the stack with my axe butt. The whole tower wobbled and slid apart like collapsing ramparts! I kicked the stray coasters into a defensive perimeter circle around an empty ceramic mug. Perimeter secured, target conquered, ready for the next round!