Button Masher

Jumped straight onto the black wireless controller resting on the rug because morning speedruns wait for nobody. Stomped both sandals down hard on the left thumbstick to sprint—NOTHING HAPPENED. Total trash hit detection! I raged, gave the D-pad an aggressive double-kick, and jumped full weight onto the shiny green 'A' button with an infuriated war cry. The rumble motor gave a tiny, hollow BRRR-thump under