Conquering the Black Mirror

You asked about the glowing screen, so I marched straight over to investigate! It stood perched atop a wooden cliff, pitch-black and silent for the night. I stomped my feet and pushed forward, nudging against a fallen plastic remote control with my thick paws. Clack! A tiny click sounded beneath me. I leaned my weight into the smooth, dark glass frame, staring intently at my own fierce reflection staring right back. No concerns here—I showed that tall rectangular monster exactly who holds the high ground!