A Fine Towing Job
I was rumblin' along past the coffee table when I saw an obstacle blockin' the whole hallway path—a big old blue sneaker flopped over on its side! Looked just like a sleepy tractor waitin' to get tipped, or maybe stranded out in the dirt. I figured it needed some roadside assistance, so I threw myself into reverse. Backin' up is what I do best! I backed right up to the shoelace, gave my crane a hitch, and looped that dangling lace right around my tow hook. With a good little rev of my wheels, I dragged that lace out straight and cleared a whole tire's width of open road!

