A Thoughtful Rearrangement
I felt terribly concerned that your television remote might catch a chill sitting alone on the bare wood, so I offered my elite styling services. Shuffling over to the coffee table, I carefully wedged a round, knitted drink coaster straight between the buttons like a fancy modern umbrella. To add the ultimate touch of considerate hospitality, I inverted the TV guide right over the sensor. Now it looks wonderfully tidy, and you won't have to strain yourself binge-watching anything too quickly. You can thank me later for protecting your precious screen time.
