Conquest of the Soft Peak

Every legendary villain needs a towering fortress to look down upon the world! I marched straight to the giant cliff of the sofa. The steep fabric wall seemed impossible, but I dug my plush hands into the woven seams and hoisted myself upward with all my villainous might. Huffing and puffing, I scrambled right over the edge and planted my feet proudly atop a plump yellow throw pillow. From up here, the entire living room is beneath my evil gaze! None shall question my supreme authority now!