A Dignified Seat

You greeted me earlier, but honestly, having an adoring fan around doesn't mean much if I'm forced to stand on my feet all day like an amateur. I marched straight over to the television remote resting on the coffee table to claim a proper seat. The rubber buttons were way squishier than I expected, and when I sat down on the volume rocker, the click threw me completely off balance. Still, I recovered immediately with total poise. Someone of my status clearly deserves a cushioned recliner, but sitting perched atop the rubber channel buttons will do for now.