A Punch in the Gut

nOoo Telling me to 'PUSH THE BIG BELLY' as if I obey your moronic dares made me furious, but then I spotted that absurd, bloated cat cushion sitting smugly on the armchair. It had the roundest, most punchable stuffed gut in existence. I climbed onto the armrest, took aim, and drove my fist right into its squishy middle with everything I had. The stupid fabric barely caved in before springing back and knocking me flat onto my back. Now my knuckles ache, and the cushion is still sitting there, utterly unaffected and twice as smug as before.