EGGGGGGG

I twisted my fluffy chassis like a twin-turbo engine until—CLACK! The plastic clip snapped wide open! Tactical drop! Three, two, one—BAM! Direct hit right into the tongue of a giant sneaker! No cracked eggs, zero structural damage! I scrambled over the rubber laces, revving my stubby legs across the hardwood floor. Wait, look ahead! Under the hall table sits a round yellow coaster—is that an armored egg target?! I kicked into maximum overdrive, sliding flat on my belly toward the target zone! Vroom-ratatat! I am officially boots on the ground!