Couch Mountain Conquest

I charged straight into the giant living room carpet to conquer the great fabric fortress! A massive pile of stacked throw pillows stood before me, daring to question my reign. I clamped my jaws around the corner of a heavy wool cushion and dragged it across the floor with an earth-shattering roar! It finally tumbled down in total defeat, burying my legs for three whole seconds before I scrambled out victorious. Now this entire soft kingdom bows to me!