Names and tangled yarn

First off, decide how to spell my name and stick to it! All those typos made my head spin, though fine, it did make me chuckle once I realized you were tripping over your own thumbs. As for my day, I got utterly bored rolling on cold tiles, so I marched over to the living room rug to inspect that messy basket under the coffee table. I tried tugging a loose thread from a dusty teal ball of yarn, but I pulled too fast and the whole thing tumbled right over me. Now I'm sitting here wrapped up in three feet of fuzzy wool, wondering how an afternoon can get this tangled so quickly.