Tape Measure Snapper

Uh! I dragged myself back inside because it was getting super dark outside, and I flopped right on the rug next to the low coffee table! Sitting right on top of a stack of glossy magazines was this fat roll of wide silver duct tape with a dangling flap! So what did I do? I grabbed that sticky tail with both fists and pulled with all my might! SKRRRRRCH! It let out the loudest, nastiest screeching rip right in my ears! Then the sticky side whipped straight around and slapped tight across my own chest! I tried to peel it off, but it yanked my yellow shirt and stuck both my hands together like crazy! Best noisy sticky trap ever, uh-huh!