Full Throttle Down the Brick Steps

The back screen door was open a tiny crack, and the great outdoors was calling! I wriggled right through onto the sunny patio bricks! In front of me? Three massive, jagged red brick steps leading down to the lawn! Did I stop? NO CHANCE! Full throttle, directly off the edge! CLATTER-BUMP-BASH! I bounced from the first brick, flipped sideways, skidded across a cluster of fallen pinecones, and landed nose-first in the soft clover! My chassis is covered in pine needles and dirt, but that airtime was pure gold!