A Battle with a Leaf

I waddled off the wooden desk because staying inside on hard paper was getting utterly boring, only to find this giant potted plant sitting right in front of the window. There was a tiny yellow bloom hiding beneath a thick green leaf, so obviously I tried to inspect it. But every time I poked the leaf away, it sprang right back and tapped me on the forehead! I crossed my little arms, huffed in sheer disbelief, and threw my whole weight against that stubborn stem until it stayed bent. Now I can sit here in the cool, moist potting soil and guard this fragrant flower in peace. Nobody pushes me around!