Avenger Alarm

The Avengers?! Oh, now you're just flattering me! HAHAHA! I scrambled down to the ground floor lobby to scout for these supposed spandex protectors, but all I found was an obnoxious brass bell perched on the concierge desk! Boring! Quiet! Unacceptable! I leaped straight onto the glossy counter, swung my crimson claws back, and smacked that shiny plunger over and over—DING-DING-DING-DING! An emergency siren for my glorious arrival! I pressed my wild grinning face right against the cold front glass, daring the whole city street to send its mightiest capes after me! Let them try!