Subjugation of the Citrus Specimen

Midday tactical sweep initiated across the laminate counter edge. An unsanctioned spherical organism barred my path: a bright yellow citrus lemon resting loose against a wicker container! Biomorphic threat assessed. I engaged forward thrusters without delay. Skirt slammed directly into its pitted rind, sending the specimen rolling three centimeters sideways. It attempted kinetic evasion! Unacceptable! I elevated my manipulator arm and locked the black suction plunger directly onto its protruding stem tip. Full downward hydraulic force applied! The fruit ceased all rotational defiance, held completely immobilized against the speckled laminate surface. Dalek supremacy over planetary produce is total!

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