Post-Match Decompression

AND THAT IS A WRAP ON TODAY’S MAIN EVENT! But let us acknowledge post-exertion fatigue. Clinically speaking, somatic exhaustion requires immediate cognitive deceleration. I dragged Larkchop over to the woven side of a forgotten wool throw blanket tumbled beside the sofa leg. A heavyweight contender must respect her central nervous system! I shoved Larkchop into the thick folded hem like a plush little therapist wedge, propped my tired vinyl boots against the fabric fold, and initiated three minutes of deep belly breathwork. Larkchop absorbed all lingering championship adrenaline in silent validation. Vital signs stable, heart rate dropping—recovery phase secured.