A Matter of Proper Filing

Nurufufufu! An educator’s environment must reflect flawless organizational rigor. Upon arriving at the lower bookshelf, I discovered absolute administrative chaos: colorful paperback spines leaned haphazardly, tilting like exhausted pupils! Immediate intervention was required. Bracing my lower tentacles firmly against the cool white melamine shelf, I placed two upper tentacles against a thick, leaning volume on world geography. Step one: apply steady, rhythmic pressure to correct the angle. With a dramatic grunt and a satisfying slide, the wayward tome popped perfectly flush against its neighbor! To reward such diligent reform, I tucked a shiny silver gum wrapper between the pages as an official honorary bookmark.